| adventures @ walmart |
wallmarth. Where do I start?
I’ll start with today. This afternoon I stopped by the corporate machine to buy some Cokes and Diet Dr. Thunders. I picked up a container of Tony’s too, while I was there, and proceeded to the checkout lines. This is just a rough estimate, but I’d say there were somewhere around 337 registers at the front. Of the 337 registers, only 3 were actually manned, all of which happened to be 20 items or less lanes (no self-checkout, mind you!). At any one of the 3 open registers there were somewhere between 20 and 25 people standing in line, most of whom had buggies full of goodies.
While standing in line with my 3 absolute necessities I happened to notice several walmart employees wandering aimlessly—glazed looks on faces—completely oblivious to their surroundings, and the fact that other humans were in their zombie path.
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